After her success in the junior hide and seek championship, Shannon Matthews will now try her luck abroad by taking on current European champion Madeleine McCann.

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After watching the last Trial and Retribution where a woman from the Ukraine was found concealed in a suitcase, I found myself wondering if you could conceal a body in a blanket box?

Of course you would need a sizeable blanket box in which to place the body and then the fun would be whom would fill it?

Of course, we are only talking in jest, we would never concur that murder and concealment of a body is the right thing to do, far from it, it’s totally wrong. But if it is good enough for a top drama on ITV1 to show such a thing, then it is OK for Double hard bastard to discuss it!

Here’s my thoughts as to what twats we could use to fill a blanket box:

• Jehovah’s Witnesses
• NCP Parking Wardens
• Gordon Brown
• Paris Hilton
• Britney Spears
• Kerry Katona

Personally speaking I would like to see all the above shoved into a blanket box and made to suffer, with the exception of the slut that is Kerry Katona whom I would kick the shit out of first.

I also think that any blanket box would have to be lined with bin liners prior to the placing of any actual body.

The nice thing with the suitcase trick as seen on Trial and Retribution is the fact it is portable. This is where body concealment in a blanket box is decidely trickier; after all the unit is by no way as portable.

Ultimately, it’s a pretty bloody stupid idea, but I think you could have some fun with it on a weekend when you are off your tits after a good night out.

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