What sort of fucked up freaks are the cunting Sudanese?

What sort of sick freak knob cheeses are these people? How fucking dare the Sudanese fuckers sentence an English woman to 15 days in prison simply for calling a teddy bear ‘Mohammed’, so fucking what? There are more offensive names other than Mohammed. For example you could have ‘Silly Muslim Cunt’ or ‘Smelly Black Cunt’, now there are two names that really are offensive.

Now I’d expect to hear the Neo Nazis in Burnley call their teddy bears ‘Smelly Black Cunt’, and yes in that context the term is offensive/obscene and that would deserve severe critisism.

So what I am going to do is call each and every whore in the world Mohammed; can you imagine how much that would wind-up the Sudanese if all the whores in the Sudan were called Mohammed?

That would be a lot of whippings for a lot of people! What a lot of death scentences that would be.

Religious people are cunts, the lot of them, I don’t care if you are Christian, Catholic, Muslim, or Jewish, you are all the same, you all believe in something that simply does not exist.

This is why we should bomb the living daylights out of countries like America, Sudan, Pakistan, North Korea and Iran. Most of these countries are populated with such freaks of religious nature.

Only when religion is wiped from the face of the planet will man truly be able to love their brother! Until then expect the loons from Sudan to carry on being the cock-suckers they are!

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Some time back I read an article detailing the top 10 passion wagons. I was surprised to see that, being something of a fanny rat, I’d managed to experience the joys and discomfort of sexual union in several of the vehicles listed, these being the VW camper van, Ford Escort and VW Golf. Of these the VW camper van, with its spacious interior and post-coital tea making facilities was definitely the best. Recently my boss has taken up a van lease on a brand new Mercedes Sprinter and what a shag-wagon!

The first opportunity I had to excercise Mr Sausage in the Mercedes Sprinter Van was when I happened to run into an old fuck-buddy whilst delivering towels across the other side of town. The subject of my desires, something of a munter, was absolutely gagging for a taste of my goo gun. We soon found ourselves making full use of my cargo of towels and the capacious Mercedes van whilst listening to Steve Wright in the afternoon on Radio 2.

The second and most recent occasion was with a grave sniffer whose husband sadly neglects her womanly needs. Not surprising really as she is a particularly hirsute salad dodger with a bigger moustache than Magnum P.I. and a fanny like a gorillas armpit. I was delivering a selection of soft furnishings that made an ideal platform for our afternoon of kipper basting. We were soon engaged in a little energetic parallel parking, making full use of the space and the cushions in the back of the van. She was left spread-eagled on the pile of soft furnishings with a salty dressing on her pink salad. A very satisfactory conclusion to our after-lunch exertions.

My assessment of the Mercedes Sprinter Van is that, with the addition of a little padding in the rear, it makes a great fuck truck!

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