Fuck me backwards, the shit that is know as Tony Blair has managed to get out of the ‘Cash for Honours’ scandal without a single blemish. What the fuck is that all about? I cannot believe the UK Police spent all this time investigating the sordid affair if they thought there was nothing in it?

As ever those with the power are getting away with what the hell they like - Am I seriously the only one who gets annoyed with this sort of bullshit? MrCrip has it right, read his take on Tony Blairs latest escape from Justice!

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No you feckless dullard, I do not mean a RIB from the local chinky, i’m talking about a Big Bollocks Rigid Inflatable Boat which you can use to race your bollocks in the fine English Seas.

The good thing is to get a RIB, you don’t need any kind drivers or pilots license. All you need is a few pounds in your Sky Rocket and you are free to charge round ripping up the water and the environment as you push hard on the gas.

RIB’s can get up to 65 MPH, and let me tell you on the open water it seems very bloody fast, how do I knowm, well because this Doublehardbastard has had the luxury of blasting around the English Channel in a 7.8 metre RIB.  Seriously these things go faster than a whore on speed.

Looking about you can pick-up second hand RIBS from as little as £500, but if you have some serious cash you can get a big bollocks RIB for as much as £45k. The other good thing about a RIB is the fact you do not have to moor it; if you have a towbar, simply hook a trailer onto the car and stick your RIB on the trailer.

You could easily reach France from Dover within an hour using a RIB, so you could blast over, pick-up your cheap fruit and booze have lunch and get back all in one day!

RIBs are widely used these days, organisations including the Royal Navy, the RNLI and Al Qaeda. The latter organisation use theirs for some explosive RIB racing!

There are plenty of specialist RIB sites, my pick of the bunch is Ribs For Sale simply for the fact you can get a free RIB ride from Portsmouth on the first Saturday of every month.

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