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Kanye West Tries to Slim Mum and Kills Her Instead

Our beloved RnB Star Kanye West last year purchased a tummy tuck, liposuction, and a breast reduction for his dear old mum, thanks to his fame and wealth accumulated over the last couple of years, its fair to say that he barely even noticed a change in his bank balance. The result however, was the death of his mother the following day.

It does beg the question, do you want a fat mum, or no mum at all.

Apparently Kanye feels guilty about the matter even though a recent inquest has confirmed that her death was not due to the cosmetic surgery, but due to a pre-existing heart condition.

It would be foolish to say though, that the surgery didn’t AFFECT the heart condition, and it certainly would not be unreasonable to say that if Kanye had paid for decent healthcare for his mum rather than trying to slim her down, maybe the pre-existing heart condition would have been discovered BEFORE she considered surgery of any kind.

So Kanye’s fault directly? No.. Indirectly? A definite maybe. (allegedly)

People seem so quick these days to jump at plastic surgery with arms wide open ready to embrace, especially people who would not ordinarily be able to afford such a procedure. This situation just outlines further that there are SERIOUS risks present when undertaking such an operation, that can and DO end in death.

I know some will say that the surgery isn’t just cosmetic, it is to boost their self confidence, self esteem, and psychologically make them a happier person. Well is it worth dying for? Baring in mind that if you just mentally answered yes, you just failed the pre-op psychological evaluation.

Cosmetic surgery is, and will remain, cosmetic, and is not worth losing your life over. Kanye West learnt his lesson – so why risk it?

Lindsay Lohan is Fit

Recently, (as I do) I was surfing around for some picturs of our beloved Lindsay Lohan, and I was very impressed by what I found.

One only has to google the words ‘Lindsay Lohan’ in Google Images with safe-search turned off, and right there on the first page we are greeted with fantastic images of Lindsay’s shaven beaver staring back up at us. What makes it even better is that these pictures of our wine glass holding, beer swilling laddette have been confirmed as real! Very nice.

On to page two or so, pictures of Lindsay’s little escapade into her mini cooper, where her breast accidentally managed to slip out of her top, oooh, around…. 6 times? Well DONE lindsay, you let those dirty pillows come out to play.

And to think she has a reputation in hollywood for a being an absolute cockwhore? Well I mean she did date Bruce Willis, and lets face it, putting that cock in her mouth must have been like sucking on a shrivelled up roll of pennies.

The remarkable thing is how plastered our dear girl always looks when various body parts start popping out of their respective places. Not that I’m complaining she didn’t learn the first time (second time, or third time). So if you ask me, the more wine glasses she holds and the more wine accessories she uses……. the better!!

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