I must confess that the time has come for me to come out into the open about it, my penis is abcolutely fucking huge, and I have a sincerely sad tale to tell. My penis is big, I mean really fucking big, like a fucking balustrade, only longer, and thicker.

The other day while I was cleaning out my pet beavers I tripped and fell headfirst into the beaverhutch. Now the beaver hutch is a wooden contraption, held up by metal piping, to support the beavers as they beaver around and such.

In my ungainly fall I happened to snag my shorts on some metal tubing poking out the side of the beaverhutch, and they were ripped right off. Good lord!! I thought to myself.

Now as this happened, an unfortunate series of events took place. First the female beaver inserted herself rectum first onto my massive cock and started chattering her teeth so hard that a serious vibrating enseud throughout her body. As you may be able to imagine I was unable to maintain a calm state and became as hard as a set of stainless steel pipes!

Feeling slightly disgusted with myself being halfway up a beaver, I ripped the little woodmunching bucktoothed slut off me, and threw her across the garden and into a nearby stream. It was a just punishment.

Now unfortunately due to the large size of my penis, i also have HUGE testicles, and due to their size they hold an incredible volume of fluid. Now in my haste to rip this beaver off my meat beater, she contracted like a milkmaid after a long walk down rape avenue, causing me to systematically unload a shot of primordial soup second to none.

To her great misfortune young lucy was walking past my garden at the time, and the glob of sugary goodness not only hit her in the face, it was so think in its consistancy that it stuck in her throat and caused instant suffocation. Naturally I tried to revive her, but all life had drained from her small body.

If only, I said up to the heavens, If only the good lord had not given me a balustrade for a penis.

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