Recently Ashley Tisdale, star of Disney’s hit film ‘High School Musical’ has decided to use her hard earned cash to go into the operating theatre and receive cosmetic surgery on her nose… and how old is she, a ripe old age of 22.

The question in my mind is how on earth could a teenager (+3yrs) be mature enough to make a decision to physically change the shape of her body for the rest of her life? As someone who has quite a lot of tattoos, and who got his first one at quite a young age, this may sound a little hypocritical, but I know that if I want one of them gone – laser treatments are available to restore my skin to its previous state – not to mention that if I want to or need to, I can cover any of my tattoos extremely easily. Changing your nose on the other hand, is not so simple.

First of all, you’re having someone cut you open and sew you back together – that isn’t reversible. Sure there’s more plastic surgery you can have to ‘try’ and put it back to the way it was, but chances are that you’ll end up looking like Michael Jackson.

At this point it’s important to note that the cosmetic surgery our dear Ashley underwent was rhinoplasty, the reason for which (apparently) was a deviated septum, which bless her little heart, was ‘hindering her breathing’. A nice cover story I’ll admit to that much, she makes it sound like it was life-saving surgery and her fans will all tell her how brave she is to go through all that trauma. Please. She says ‘Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum…’ – really? You always knew? So you turned to your mother at the age of 4 and said ‘mother I do believe I have a deviated septum, would you please take note that someday I would like to have it corrected, because I don’t want people thinking it was a spur of the moment nose job’ – Do me a favour!

It seems that the cast of High School Music have made it their mission to set a great example for the younger generations looking up to them. First Vanessa Hudgen’s little indiscretion with her naked pictures all over the internet (see above) and now Ashley Tisdale promoting plastic surgery! (much as she claims to the contrary). I see a breast augmentation in at least one of their futures.

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Yes lads, it’s that time of year when the slags of the world suddenly start to give you what you want because Christmas is on its way.

Isn’t it fucking amazing how these fucked-up women can be nice knowing full well they will get pay-out on December 25th - Well fuck that I say.

As you know I am couldn’t give a flying fuck about religion, but on this occasion you have to say the Muslims and the even freakier Jehovah’s have got it right, why? Because the miserable religious freaks don’t do Christmas. Is that why all the Muslims I see are all driving great-big fuck off top of the range Mercedes?

Back to women; of course if you are deeply in love then there is no doubt you are going to put your hand in your pocket and shell out for some sumptious gifts for the woman in your life. Come on, let’s face it there are too many men and women in meaningless relationships who only buy presents to keep the peace and maintain the equilibrium of a ‘happy’ relationship.

WHY, WHY, WHY? Why should us men have to fucking well pay out for cunting christmas presents? If the silly slut wanted a present so fucking badly, why would she not buy it for herself.

FACT - Men only buy Christmas presents for women to keep them quiet!

FACT - You will not get me wasting my money on Jewellery for my slut/s - Fuck that shit, why would I want to waste my time buying a cunting wench silver jewellery when I could happily spend the money on beer, fags and video games? Plus, who’s to say that I will want my incumbent slut around in six months time? So any money spent now is not a long term investment!

I call on the men of the world to be true Doublehardbastards - DON’T buy your wench a Christmas present this year - On Christmas day when she is waiting for her present, tell her to close her eyes - once she has them closed, quietly slip down to your local and get absolutely cunted!

The time is right for men to claim their rightful place as the dominant sex and tell those women who have ideas above the station to fuck off - start this Christmas by not buying your bitch a christmas present.

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