Recently, (as I do) I was surfing around for some picturs of our beloved Lindsay Lohan, and I was very impressed by what I found.

One only has to google the words ‘Lindsay Lohan’ in Google Images with safe-search turned off, and right there on the first page we are greeted with fantastic images of Lindsay’s shaven beaver staring back up at us. What makes it even better is that these pictures of our wine glass holding, beer swilling laddette have been confirmed as real! Very nice.

On to page two or so, pictures of Lindsay’s little escapade into her mini cooper, where her breast accidentally managed to slip out of her top, oooh, around…. 6 times? Well DONE lindsay, you let those dirty pillows come out to play.

And to think she has a reputation in hollywood for a being an absolute cockwhore? Well I mean she did date Bruce Willis, and lets face it, putting that cock in her mouth must have been like sucking on a shrivelled up roll of pennies.

The remarkable thing is how plastered our dear girl always looks when various body parts start popping out of their respective places. Not that I’m complaining she didn’t learn the first time (second time, or third time). So if you ask me, the more wine glasses she holds and the more wine accessories she uses……. the better!!