Yes lads, it’s that time of year when the slags of the world suddenly start to give you what you want because Christmas is on its way.

Isn’t it fucking amazing how these fucked-up women can be nice knowing full well they will get pay-out on December 25th - Well fuck that I say.

As you know I am couldn’t give a flying fuck about religion, but on this occasion you have to say the Muslims and the even freakier Jehovah’s have got it right, why? Because the miserable religious freaks don’t do Christmas. Is that why all the Muslims I see are all driving great-big fuck off top of the range Mercedes?

Back to women; of course if you are deeply in love then there is no doubt you are going to put your hand in your pocket and shell out for some sumptious gifts for the woman in your life. Come on, let’s face it there are too many men and women in meaningless relationships who only buy presents to keep the peace and maintain the equilibrium of a ‘happy’ relationship.

WHY, WHY, WHY? Why should us men have to fucking well pay out for cunting christmas presents? If the silly slut wanted a present so fucking badly, why would she not buy it for herself.

FACT - Men only buy Christmas presents for women to keep them quiet!

FACT - You will not get me wasting my money on Jewellery for my slut/s - Fuck that shit, why would I want to waste my time buying a cunting wench silver jewellery when I could happily spend the money on beer, fags and video games? Plus, who’s to say that I will want my incumbent slut around in six months time? So any money spent now is not a long term investment!

I call on the men of the world to be true Doublehardbastards - DON’T buy your wench a Christmas present this year - On Christmas day when she is waiting for her present, tell her to close her eyes - once she has them closed, quietly slip down to your local and get absolutely cunted!

The time is right for men to claim their rightful place as the dominant sex and tell those women who have ideas above the station to fuck off - start this Christmas by not buying your bitch a christmas present.